101 Things About This Crazy Mutha

It wasn't easy but I did it. More than you ever wanted to know...

1. I'm sarcastic. AKA a wise ass.

2. Both my index fingers are double jointed.

3. I only have one fallopian tube left :)

4. I say very very bad words. Often. Yup, I'm a potty mouth. You name it, I've said it and I'm sure I'll say it again.

5. I'm almost always right. Really, I am. Don't argue with me.

6. When I was young I cried often and easily. I very rarely cry now.

7. I have control issues. Enough said.

8. I LOVE change, as long as I am the one initiating the change. See Above.

9. I LOVE Marilyn Monroe, James Taylor, and Chocolate.

10. I'm afraid of heights, closed in spaces, and driving over bridges.

11. When I'm drunk I'm not afraid of anything.

12. I try very hard to be honest at all times.

13. I love Dr. Demento

14. I can't spell for shit. I don't care.

15. I'm a huge Howard Stern fan.

16. When I'm sleeping, like really going to sleep, I don't like to be touched.

17. I eat one food at a time. For example, I'll eat a potato, then the veggies, and then the steak.

18. As a child I couldn't even let my food touch.

19. I get bored easily.

20. I'm into Art and creating anything that remotely resembles it.

21. I either have an over abundance of energy or I have none.

22. I lost my virginity to a 10 speed. ;)

23. I like to swing. On actual swings.

24. I've kissed a girl.

25. I've lived in six states.

26. I've been to Paris.

27. I've driven cross country twice.

28. I lived in Las Vegas for three years.

29. I once saw M.C. Hammer at a UNLV Basketball game, back when it was still cool to see M.C. Hammer anywhere.

30. I've been pregnant 4 times.

31. I'm a Dreamer. But I'm not the only one.

32. I'd love to be a Flipper. My dream job. ( a flipper, not a fluffer)

33. I used to clean up operating rooms after C-sections were performed.

34. I love to organize things. All things. Anything.

35. I LOVE Lobster and any Fried Seafood.

36. I Love the beach.

37. I was born in Florida.

38. I once married a man I wasn't in love with (#1)

39. I've been skinning dipping in Jamaica and walked back to my room in the buff.

40. I once rode in an elevator with Larry Manetti (the guy who played Rick on Magnum P.I.)

41. I have bouts of anxiety

42. I'm the Adult Child of an Alcoholic.

43. I'm the Adult Grand-child of an Alcoholic.

44. I've read both above books more times than I care to admit and still don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

45. I remember faces well...names, not so much.

46. I care what people think, but wish I didn't.

47. I'm a shape shifter.

48. I've been abducted by aliens. No, wait. That wasn't me.

49. I wanna be rich...I want money...lots and lots of money...

50. I hate working. (see above)

51. I almost always remember my dreams.

52. I dream in color.

53. I can remember my second birthday.

54. I want to be heard, damn it.

55. I tend to lose my mind when I spend too much time alone.

56. I tend to lose my mind when I spend too much with other people.

57. I wish percacet was sold over the counter.

58. I am NOT a druggie/alcoholic. Really.

59. I sing really loud when no one is listening. I suck.

60. I love all music except classical. Everything from eminem to Dan Folgerberg.

61. I've only cried once because I was happy. (although I have been happy more than once ;)

62. I feel at home in bars.

63. I've watched GH since I was about 4 years old.

64. I Still want to do everything and live everywhere.

65. I can see myself living an alternate life in NYC and never owning a car.

66. I would totally dive into the fountain of youth, if one existed. BUT, I am not freaked out about aging and would never have plastic surgery.

67. I'm pro choice.

68. I'm a Liberal. And yes I think MJ should be legal, though I don't smoke it.

69. Most drugs, including the above (except percs) have an adverse effect on me. I was once on Morphine after surgery and had an anxiety attack and was up all night. :)

70. I've developed an allergy to latex. So now it's lamb skin ;)

71. I could be a vegan. I don't know why I'm not.

72. I'm pretty good at car racing games. It used to be that no one could beat me until I married #2. Now he beats me all the time. (at racing, not literally)

73. I'm also good at fighting games.

74. I once bleed internally for a week, before being rushed into surgery, where Dr. Merlin (the magician) saved my life.

75. I have a pretty high tolerance for physical pain.

76. I haven't truly loved that many people.

77. However, I never really let go when I do. If I loved you once, chances are I still do in one way or another.

78. I love my son more than I ever thought I was capable of loving anyone.

79. I wish I could "summer" on Martha's Vineyard.

80. I don't eat fast food. Anymore.

81. Broccoli and Cauliflower give me gas unless I eat them raw.

82. And yes, I do fart, just not often.

83. I can belch louder and longer than most men.

84. I love to kiss, but sadly, I rarely do.

85. I've cheated, been cheated on and been the other woman.

86. I once puked in a party hat on New Years Even in Boston.

87. I once puked out a car window, while the car was moving.

88. See # 58

89. My biggest fear, thus far, in raising my son has been, that he would choke and I wouldn't be able to save him.

90. I'm a compulsive list maker, so yes, this is fun.

91. I have a few major regrets, but am doing my best not to add to that list.

92. I Laugh my ass off every time I watch Anchor Man.

93. I actually enjoy Mrs. Spiders Sunny Patch Friends. Bounce rocks!

94. I am having a drink right now.

95. Again see # 58

96. I suffer from road rage on occasion.

97. I was in labor for 17 hours.

98. I'm a little bit country...a little bit rock and roll.

99. I love leather.

100. I'm that kind of girl.

101. And..I'm done.